I'm just a Mindy Kaling looking for her BJ Novack


I'm shutting your butt down!
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I can’t get enough of Al Pacino’s face Michael Imperioli’s :/ dear god please bless me with a beautiful Italian man in my future

The Godfather

Requiem for a Dream

Actual Favorite Films - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

"I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me. Out of respect."


Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.

I live for these moments.

Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).




*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

Vanity Fair Covers:

1997 vs. 2004 vs. 2013

Vertigo (1958) dir. Alfred Hitchcock


Romeo + Juliet (1996)


there’s literally no hope left for Leo

he’s too deep into vacation mode